Monday, January 07, 2008

NOT SO BRITE LITES

I'm grateful to Andrew Ferguson for his reflection in Liberty (Moonland security, April 2007) reminding me about the story of moronic public officials and finger-wagging reporters caught up in the Great Lite Brite Scare. Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens planted little LED light displays around Boston as part of a marketing campaign for a television program. Boston's famously expensive and ridiculous reaction to these harmless illuminations made me cringe.

Then, God bless them, Berdovsky and Stevens, out on bail after having been arrested for I can't imagine what gave an illuminating press conference. At the conference they said that they were there to talk about hairstyles of the 70s. Whenever a reporter asked an impertinent 'question', such as, "you seem not to be taking this seriously," they would reply, "I'm sorry, but that's not a hair question."
Brilliant! This exchange was precious: reporter (to the guys' lawyer): "Have they been advised to act like they're not taking this seriously?"

Berdovsky's answer was, "That's ALSO not a hair question."


More of that please! When did the tone of public life become so damned righteous, officious, and petty?

Next time someone asks you a stupid question, in honor of Berdovsky and Stevens, just say, "That's not a hair question."

Here's a little update, based on a bunch of sloppy online research that I did:

One blogger reported that, at the press conference, Berdovsky said, "We need some time to really sort things out and, you know, figure out our response to this situation in other ways than talking about hair. So if you could just give us some privacy for a little bit. ... I will be trying to make sense of all it real soon."

Police in New York, where someone placed similar toys, got a list of locations from the marketing firm that Berdovsky and Stevens worked for. Almost all of the little gadgets were gone, apparently stolen, before the police could confiscate them. And, predictably, the little devices are selling for thousands on Ebay.

Laser graffiti artists in the Netherlands lit up a big building with "Free Berd," short for Free Berdovsky. Wow! Stevens and Berdovsky tweaked the media and the city of Boston and inspired the Dutch to humor. Is there anything they can't do? Hey, wait a minute! That's not a hair question.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Cheating to the Camera

There are two ways to experience anything: from inside the frame or from outside the frame. Both ways of experiencing the world are useful, and one is often misused.

In Liberty, Stephen Cox cited a funny quip from William Hazlitt who long ago said that Englishmen had but one thought while attending the opera -- "I am at the opera."

Let's run with that example. Suppose it's a good opera with a dramatic plot, great music, and good singing. If your mind is filled with "hey, I'm at the opera!" then you might be an idiot. If you aren't an idiot, at least you are missing something. I think that even "hey, look at the tits on that soprano!" is better than "I am at the opera."

"I am at the opera," is an example of experiencing life from outside the frame. The protagonist has ceased to be a protagonist and has become an actor for an audience that sits in his head and admires his act. Today, the outside-the-frame perspective is the one most often abused. It fits the cheap irony that chases its own tail in popular culture, and it fits the shallow consumerism ("hey, I have an iPhone!") that gets people up in the morning.

But sometimes the outside-the-frame perspective can be a marvel. Consider Groucho Marx cheating to the camera. Or consider this: I was once in an old, colonial-era hotel on the banks of the Orinoco reading Rabelais in Old French under the influence of a strong hallucinogen, and I thought to myself, "hey, I'm
in an old, colonial-era hotel on the banks of the Orinoco reading Rabelais in Old French under the influence of a strong hallucinogen." Now that was a rewarding experience in both ways. Giggling madly at Rabelais with the Orinoco flowing by was a delight, and just thinking about what a strange thing I was doing was another, different delight.

Sure, for a moment I had ceased to be a protagonist and had become an actor for an audience that sat in my head and admired my act, but (forgive me for saying so) it was a good act and worth stopping to admire; whereas almost anyone can buy an opera ticket, and sometimes they give them away.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Poor making choices, or making poor choices?


A recent article reports on some results from surveying very poor people in Udaipur, where 65% of the men are underweight and more than half are anaemic. (The Economist April 28, 2007; http://www.economist.com/finance/displaystory.cfm?story_id=E1_JDRDDQR.) The survey reveals that if these people spent less on cigarettes, alcohol, and festivals, they could eat 30% more.

To the Economist's writer, the obvious conclusion to be drawn from this is that the poor make bad choices. I think another conclusion is available and would evince more respect for the choices that the poor make. And I am not alone. I asked my wife, Lisa, what most folks would think about this survey. "That the poor make poor choices," she said. Then I asked her what she thought. "That they like a smoke, a cocktail, and a party, like anyone else" she replied. I think she's right.

A hungry man who buys cigarettes knows damned well that he could buy some rice instead. Does his choice, so long as it only directly affects him, not define what is good and useful?

This story reminds me of an argument that I make about bullfighting. Opponents of the spectacle ("art form," I would say) suppose that it is immoral to take an animal's life for "sport." Except when these opponents are vegetarians, they see a bright line between slaughter for bullfighting and slaughter for food. I tell them that they are grossly materialistic, because they will kill an animal to satisfy an appetite for meat, but they condemn killing it for loftier, aesthetic values.

But the busybodies always think they know what is valuable: Meat is valuable, even to a fat-assed consumer. The beauty of the bullfight is not valuable. Food is more valuable to the poor than are cocktails, parties, and tobacco, even though the poor prove by being hungry while smoking, drinking, and attending festivals that man does not live by bread alone.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Freedom To Think Like An Ignorant Slob

There are many ways to tell someone to shut up. Consider my hypothetical examples of a hypothetical radio program, Big Talk AM:

The host tells a caller to shut up.

The host hangs up on a caller whose views he dislikes.

The host hangs up on a caller who bores him.

The host refuses to take a call from a man who wants to talk about the civil liberties.

An association of bloggers promotes an effective boycott of Big Talk.

An association of bloggers promotes an effective boycott of commercial sponsors of Big Talk.

The sponsors of Big Talk tell the radio station to stop talking about civil liberties or lose their sponsorship.

A woman who doesn’t like what the Big Talk host says invades the studio and shoots him dead.

Now which of these examples implicates Constitutional, First-Amendment freedom of speech? Trick question. The correct answer is, none. Why is that? These examples don’t implicate First-Amendment rights, because the First Amendment does not protect you from being told to shut up or even from being made to shut up, except in special circumstances.

The special circumstances are clearly stated in the Constitution: “Congress shall make no law … abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.” There you go. Any laws being passed or enforced in my examples? No. In other words, any state action involved? No. Therefore, no infringement of free-speech rights.

The popular image of the “marketplace of ideas” is apt. You can bring your ideas to the marketplace and find no takers. You can even bring your ideas to the marketplace and get pummeled to death. That would be a crime but not an infringement of the First Amendment, unless the pummeler were a cop or a congressman.

That seems simple to me. But the simple fact that the Bill of Rights, and much else in our Constitution, limits government powers is lost on the ignorant slobs who now appear to constitute a majority of the polity. Why do so few Americans know this? It’s basic and important information about our government. It's not some kind of legal technicality; the entire Bill of Rights is about limiting government powers, not about limiting private powers or corporate powers. And the Bill of Rights is, or was, an important part of the American identity. As the authoritative Wikipedia puts it, “The Bill of Rights plays a central role in American law and government, and remains a fundamental symbol of the freedoms and culture of the nation.”

A USA Today article (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-01-23-free-speech-battles_x.htm) reports that hundreds of blogging activists promoted a boycott of Disney-owned radio station, KSFO-AM in San Francisco, because the hosts made racist comments. A Disney company sued one of the bloggers for copyright violations. Both sides claimed that their speech rights were being attacked and the reporter seemed to agree, calling it a "First Amendment flap." The First Amendment has nothing to do with it.

Ignorance on this topic goes far and wide. How far? Again and again, I hear on the radio and read in the press that the (presumably and sometimes explicitly Constitutional) right to free speech should protect us from various forms of speech itself. You can't hang up on me or tell me to shut up, or refuse to take my call, or strongly disagree with me, or tell me I'm an idiot for thinking what I think, or boycott the Dixie Chicks, or withdraw your sponsorship, because that would infringe somebody's right to free speech. I think that these sloppy arguments are sneaking up on the ultimate idiocy: the assertion that to protect the victims of these "infringements", well, there ought to be a law.

Do I have to draw you a picture?

Monday, August 27, 2007

Worse Than Bad In Africa

Governments cause high inflation: Their thieving and redistribution get out of whack. So they print too much money.

High inflation is bad. It brings all sorts of discomforts. You can't use money to store wealth. Credit is all but impossible to give or get. Fears of financial insecurity cause popular upheavals.

But the governments that cause inflation can, and usually do, make it worse. They try to impose price controls and currency controls. When they do, goods flee the country and the markets go empty. It happens fast, and I'm going to tell you exactly how.

In 1983, Bénin in West Africa had high inflation, price controls, and currency controls. I lived next door in Togo. It had the same currency but not price controls, and it had an unregulated black market for money changing. In the "street of banks," the money changers walked around with fat rolls of banknotes and were proud to call Togo "Africa's Little Switzerland."

The markets of Togo's big, coastal city, Lomé, were overflowing with goods -- meat; fish; vegetables; a little girl selling only shoestrings, another selling only chocolate bars; eggs; live animals; pharmaceuticals sold on a platter in the open air next to hand axes and coconuts; second-hand clothes from Europe and the United States that the locals called "dead yovo clothes," because they couldn't imagine live white people giving such precious things away; batteries; bolts of cloth; furniture; spices; palm butter; Chinese mosquito repellent; electric fans; and charcoal. You could buy anything really.

I visited Cotonou in the neighboring Marxist El Dorado of Bénin (formerly The Kingdom of Dahomey). Bénin should be the same as Togo. It has the same tribes, languages, colonial history, geography (including approximate size and topography), and weather. But in Cotonou, the market was pitifully empty. There was just nothing to buy. I, being used to Togo, assumed that there was a holiday, or a coup d'état, or a plague that emptied the market. I began to ask questions of the bereft market people and ended up conducting a little investigation on both sides of the border between Togo and Bénin.

I learned about the Marxist government in Bénin and the inflation and weak currency and price controls. But why would that empty the markets?

The market people knew why. The key to prosperity and wealth (until everything ran out and the government abandoned Marxism in the late 80s) was to buy goods in Bénin at the official prices and smuggle them out of the country. If you bought goods, you smuggled them to Togo to sell at market rates. Then you went back to Bénin where you might buy more goods at the official prices to smuggle out of the country and, if you were well connected, you might change the West African currency (CFA) for US dollars or French francs at the official rate. And back to Togo you went with goods for the market and hard currency for the street of banks.

Some people got rich this way. Eventually they had to risk their skins to do it, after the government of Bénin closed the borders. But not before there were almost no more hard currency or goods in Bénin.

Variants of this story have played out all over the world at various times, famously in Germany and Brazil, and now in Zimbabwe where inflation is "illegal," the government is printing Z$200,000 notes, and the people are suffering severe shortages of food, fuel, and medicine.

Let's hope (against hope) that Mugabe is the last hyper-idiot of hyperinflation.

CSI Pyrenees: Frenchy The Bear

Some of you may be eager for the latest news of the Slovenian bears in the French Pyrenees. The news is good or bad depending on who hears it, but everyone will agree that it's odd.

In 2006, the French government released a Slovenian brown bear named "Franska" (or "Frenchy" in Slovenian) in the French Pyrenees. Some shepherds were angry and raised hell.

The same year Palouma, another imported bear was found dead at the foot of a cliff. The Greens thought the circumstances suspicious. The shepherds applauded her death.

Now, in August of 2007, Franska died. An investigation and autopsy revealed that:

1 She was old. Franska was supposed to be a sexy, young female. Her job was to breed more bears. But in fact, she was way beyond breeding age. A Slovenian fraud perpetrated on the French? One thing is sure; she didn't die of old age.

2 She had been shot in the derriere by a shotgun, but that was not the cause of death either, because--

3 She was hit by a truck while crossing the road and killed instantly.

"What a joy and what a relief for the keepers of livestock!" said the president of the Association for the Preservation of Pyreneean Heritage of the High Pyrenees.

"Such sad news.... We will immediately ask the government that she be replaced," said the president of the Association of Bear Country.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Palouma the Bear, Fallen For France

This year, the French government released five brown bears from Slovenia in the French Pyrenees mountains. Some Pyreneean shepherds, an endangered species, got angry. As I reported in an earlier Reflection, the French government was forced to release the bears at secret times and places to avoid disruption.

Battle lines have been drawn. According to Reuters, pro and anti-bear graffiti is a common sight along roadsides in the Pyrenees, a region where bears were once common.

In August, hikers found Palouma, one of the Slovenian bears, dead at the foot of a cliff. A wide-ranging investigation into her death has begun. Here are some of the headlines translated from the French press:

--Death of Slovenian bear Palouma probably accidental
--Palouma's death resuscitates debate over Pyreneean bears
--Death of Palouma: "No possibility excluded"
--Pyrenees: the death of a bear
--Palouma, will she be replaced?
--Palouma's autopsy: Nothing suspicious found
--Palouma, fallen for France

A representative of a green party in France says that if Palouma was chased off the cliff then, "it's murder, pure and simple."

Speaking of murder, I was surprised to learn that the tiny number of beleaguered brown bears in France kill about 300 sheep and cattle per year. But wait! Not so fast! These official statistics are wrong, says AVES France (the Association de Protection des Espèces Menacées). According to AVES, whenever a herder claims that a lamb, kid, or calf was killed by a bear, the government gives him the benefit of the doubt and pays an indemnity, hence the inflated statistics. http://www.aves.asso.fr/article.php3?id_article=288.

Senior French songster, Renaud, just released a musical homage to Palouma entitled "Rouge Sang."
(Yes, he's one of those one-name guys. No, I'm not making this up.)

Passions among the shepherds have not cooled either. Following a violent demonstration, some of them were recently convicted of crimes and given suspended prison sentences as long as four months.

As the French say, "A suivre..."

Monday, August 13, 2007

Racism and Fine Merlot

Last week, I drank with a racist.

At a cocktail reception for Harvard lawyers, she told my friend, an Hispanic lawyer, that retiring Hispanic judges should arrange whenever possible for an Hispanic successor. I gently asked her was that not a sort of racism? She made the usual arguments for affirmative action and for proportional representation of her ethnic (or linguistic?) group in the professions. I suggested that the process might taint the reputations of its beneficiaries. To that, she violently agreed. It was just awful how white professionals assumed that brown ones got their positions through affirmative action.

She appeared to be a bright person, so I was surprised that she stepped so swiftly and willingly into my logical trap. (It certainly wasn't original.) Maybe she is not old enough to remember a time when anyone dared challenge affirmative action in polite society. In any case, I waited for the other shoe to drop. I enjoy doing that -- smiling quietly until my opponent in rhetoric begins to make my own arguments for me. She obligingly backpedaled and told me that she did not advocate promoting people who aren't perfectly qualified. I heartily agreed with the sentiment and poured her another glass of Merlot. The wine was good.

Then I asked her if faced with a couple of qualified candidates, one Hispanic and one white and clearly better qualified, what would she do? After long hesitation, "Hire the white guy," she said. So we agreed; no affirmative action, right? Well, no. But she couldn't tell me why not.

Feeling that her side needed bolstering, I guess, she attacked with a dull, ugly weapon: "What do you know about it? What's your ethnic background?" That 'argument' was so pitiful that I again waited for the other shoe to drop, but she waited me out. So I asked in return, "If I'm Hispanic, you will agree with me more thoroughly?" "No," again.

She looked a little deflated, and I wanted to help. "How's this for affirmative action:" I asked, "the old white judge naturally finds a younger white guy to succeed him. There's a better qualified Hispanic candidate, and the judge isn't exactly prejudiced; he just knows and likes the white guy, a nascent good ol' boy." That enthused her. It happens all the time; it drives her mad.

I drank with a racist, and it wasn't so bad.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

In The Carcass of Communism

March 2006


Dwarfing their chairs and stools in the broad hallways of the Polish ministry of finance sat fat, old women with moustaches. Each of them edged into the halls from the great office doors as though escaping from the office in slow motion. They nibbled on little cakes, gently gossiped, and sipped sweet tea all day long. They did nothing else. I mean no work at all, ever. They made no pretense even.

It took me a long time to get used to them. It was best to pretend that they simply were not there. I once begged the secretary of a high-ranking bureaucrat to help me send a fax to the World Bank. I couldn’t operate the fax machine. It was an important communication. The finance minister himself cared about what I was doing. The secretary was friendly about it, but my request was risible. She laughed at me. She would not work.

I wondered why, in a country with so many comely young women, were these old hallway fixtures so ugly.

Polish men told me (and my experience did not contradict them) that older Polish women were hideous and fat with black hairs coming out of unlikely places. Young Polish women were blonde and beautiful. The men had a theory that these old and young women were of two different races. The young ones never had a chance to get old, because the old ones killed and ate them. And that’s why the old ones got so fat. I suppose it did have something to do with their diet. I digress.

When I moved temporarily from Paris to Warsaw in 1994, it was like moving backwards and sideways in time. Backwards because everything seemed to have been built before 1960. Sideways because all of these old buildings strove for a dated futurism. Communism had frozen Poland in the past. But it was a past that worshipped socialist progress and the socialist future. The government directed what little bit of energy, economic growth, and foreign aid that Poland could muster into futuristic projects. Their ideas about the future itself (at least as expressed in their buildings and trams) were stuck in the first half of the last century in the form of socialist realism.

By the way, foreign aid to the East Block from capitalist countries, mostly the United States, helped sustain communism. According to my Polish friends, a lot of foreign aid came to Poland in the 1970s. The communists used it for big capital projects.

How disgusting that the soviet rulers and their puppets, given the chance, decided what every city and building would look like! It’s such a shame, because the Poles were not very good communists at heart. Maybe they wanted to make beautiful things that looked nothing like socialist realism. Maybe they are making such beautiful things now; I haven’t been there for more than ten years. But in 1994 they were saddled with nearly a half century of officially constructed blight, and they were just waking from a long nightmare.

The place was dreary and gray. Everything seemed to be covered by a fine layer of oil. Smooth, old metal parts of heroic fabrication, lightly greased – that was the character of Warsaw.

I was really shocked to learn that Warsaw was termed the Little Paris of the East Block. In the communist years, wealthy Russians loved to vacation in Warsaw. It was, according to my Polish friends, a great escape from the gloom of Russia. To myself I thought, my God, how could anyone survive in a place gloomier than Warsaw, in a place so gloomy that Warsaw was their City of Light? Moscow must have been hell.

The streets of the Polish capital were absurdly wide, and sooty buildings in disrepair squatted across whole blocks. I lived in one such building. Everything in my small, furnished apartment was old, cheap, and worn. The water was rusty. I was paying a fortune by Polish standards. This was Warsaw’s version of upper-middle class living.

On a certain date in the late fall (practically a national holiday), the city turned on the heat, centrally supplied in the form of steam. That’s right; they had some kind of central steam factory. When it broke or ran out of fuel, everyone froze. The city did not turn on the heat when winter arrived early and did not delay the heat when winter arrived late or for warm spells. Once the heat was on, it was on until spring. It wasn’t metered. Nobody paid for it directly. The radiators blasted their moist heat. Windows all over the city were wide open to moderate the temperature. Often, the first day of officially distributed heat was delayed for financial reasons. People liked to grouse about that.

It’s funny how central steam seems so absurd to me, but I rarely think twice about central electricity. If our own state were less socialistic, I suppose central electricity would also seem absurd. Each house or neighborhood would make its own electricity. One might buy it from competing companies. We get used the absurdities of central control.

When I talk to friends about limited government, they often scoff and cite road building as an example of how my logic goes too far. They say in mocking tones, “I suppose you think private companies should build the roads.” They think that they have reduced my arguments ad absurdum. Yet there is nothing absurd about private roads. They are common and are usually of excellent quality.

Near the top of a steep road that I often climb by bicycle, I always get a laugh. There’s a sign that reads, “Caution: end of county-maintained road.” The county wants to avoid any responsibility or liability for the private road beyond the sign. Yes, should you venture beyond this sign, you will see the horror, the abomination of a private road. In fact the county road is rough and cracked, the private road smooth and beautiful. So I laugh every time.

The trams were a good example of Warsaw’s greasy character. They were all of futuristic-looking burnished metal and oily. You could acquire a sad affection for the trams. They ran, slowly and cheaply. I took the tram to work at the ministry of finance.

I reported directly to the finance minister who reported directly to the prime minister. All of the work at the entire ministry was performed by about 25 people, although it employed hundreds.

It seems that communism and the command economy had led to this: out of 100 people, 100 had a job and five worked.

Of the 20 who did anything in the ministry of finance, only two were over 25 years old. One of them was the minister himself. The post-communist government drew him from academia. He was like the professor, and all the 20-somethings were like his students.

The other older person who did any work was a crusty apparatchik who was ready for anything. I liked him. I think he liked me too, because he introduced me to his beautiful 16 year old daughter. With a wink, he sent me off on lunch dates with her. She was formal and shy. But she certainly was eager to improve her English. “It is just for English,” she would defensively say. We became friends once she realized that I was not going to court her at the behest of her father.

I asked some of the young workers about all the worthless employees, particularly the old ladies in the halls. They told me that most people, after working under the communist regime for more than seven or eight years could not be reformed. They were hopeless and would have to be carried along for the duration. You couldn’t fire them. That might be unfair and would certainly cause riots and strikes. Inflation would chip away at their incomes. They would become bitter and remain lazy.

I met the president of the biggest Polish bank. He looked to be about 22 years old.

From all I saw in Poland, I conclude that, after the great Solidarity movement and the fall of the Wall, there was a revolution affecting the people at very top of major governmental and government-controlled institutions. They were largely replaced with newly-minted college graduates. The rest of the hierarchy was a sinecure.

So these young men and women, fresh out of college, some of them just 19 years old, were remaking Poland. I was supposed to help them by giving little courses on financial markets and by hanging about and lending a hand. By happy coincidence, they were gearing up to offer open-market government bonds for the first time since before World War II. I knew about bonds.

But the Poles were burdened not just by the legacy of their communist governments but by their new government too. The director of the international department, for whom I worked, was smart and hard-working. He was also paralyzed by political fear. In one of the first, big, post-communist privatizations, the government set the initial public offering price of a bank at a level that turned out to be less than one-tenth of what the market would have paid. It was a scandal causing some very highly placed heads to roll. I believe that the director was terrified. He did not want to make any decisions that might expose him to an accusation of corruption.

The bond issue that I was helping with illustrated the point. Nobody wanted to choose the investment bank to underwrite the offering; the power to choose implied the power to accept bribes. So, unable to reject unlikely candidates, the ministry received and reviewed an excessive number of detailed proposals from investment banks to act as investment advisor and lead manager of the issue. Then the whole decision-making process rotted in a large selection committee with members from several areas of government, business, and academia. Nobody could decide anything, and nobody could be blamed for the eventual decision.

Even the simple, obvious, necessary decision to hire bond counsel to represent Poland proved almost impossible to make. I wrote memos strongly recommending this step. The US treasury department, also assisting Poland, wrote extensive letters supporting my recommendation. The director just asked for more memoranda. He passed them up the chain of command (and it didn’t go much higher). Consequently, when I left Poland, this essential but petty decision was sitting on the desk of the minister of finance who objected that it was not sufficiently important a decision for him to make.

The bond issue made my lessons especially relevant to the bright, young bureaucrats. They were used to thinking about capitalism and markets in abstract, academic terms. When they thought about financial markets in the real world, in Poland, it was too much even for their supple, young minds. In particular, they could not believe that some concept called, “the market” would set the prices for the bonds. They wanted to know who really set the prices. I would explain the market mechanism again and again. They would nod and agree. Yes, they told me. They understood all about it – supply and demand, market information incorporated in the price, allocation of resources efficiently made through the free choices of millions of people. But who really set the prices? Was it the SEC or the World Bank or maybe the European Community? Or would the Polish government have to set the prices? And who were the secret beneficiaries of the rigged bond issuances?

I feared for the ministry of finance. I feared for Poland.

My little report on what I did in the fall of 1994 is pretty dreary.

Command economies make for odd behavior: Old women paid to drink tea. Windows wide open, the heat on full blast. Powerful men in business suits walking around the ministry of finance carrying their own private rolls of toilet paper for the bathrooms. 22 year olds running vast banking empires. High officials unable to make obvious, simple decisions.

And yet recent history has obviated my pessimism. I was wrong.

The bond issue was a big hit. And now for years, Poland has been the darling of the post-communist economies. Poland has experienced rapid, though sporadic, economic growth despite its government’s failure to privatize very large state-owned companies. The growth, of course, has been in sectors where smaller companies were privatized and in new sectors of activity.

Poland’s total exports increased more than 30% in the first nine months of 2004.[1] From 1991 to 2005, Poland’s GDP grew an average 4% annually. Poland’s rapid growth has been persistent. For example, in 2005, Poland’s industrial product grew 9.2%.[2]

Poland joined NATO in 1999.

From the CIA’s fact book on Poland:[3] Life expectancy at birth is now above 74 years. The literacy rate is 99.8%. Exports to the EU are surging. GDP, adjusted for inflation, grew 3.3% in 2005. Unemployment is now high (which I consider to be a great achievement of liberalization and an ingredient of rapid economic growth). And I believe that someday, mature Polish women will be beautiful.

The obvious lessons from Poland are that some freedom and capitalism are better than none. The less obvious lesson is that very incomplete and corrupt liberalization can still make huge differences in lives and economies. The forces of freedom and capitalism are not hothouse flowers. They will grow in a little dirt between the cracks. They will flourish in a vacant lot. They will set up great forests in a land that demolishes most of its state structure. The Poles, like most humans, seem to be natural capitalists. God bless them.



[1] The Economist, June 6, 2005.

[2] The Economist, January 28, 2006.

[3] http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/pl.html.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Dogtown and Z-Boys, The Birth Of Extreme

March 2003

Sony Pictures Classics, directed by Stacy Peralta, 2001

Review by Michael Christian

Rating: two stars out of three. Stars for sincere, personal storytelling; fascinating, original subject; good soundtrack. Although it may be appropriate to the subject matter, I didn't like some of the harsh, jumpy editing.

On Christmas day in 1973, a new technology changed my life if not for good, then at least for a good number of years. My mother gave me a skateboard with polyurethane wheels. I can picture the board right now, a Fibreflex with red Road Riders. The wheels made the difference and started a skating revolution.

The experience of most skaters of my generation spans the entire, brief, important history of skateboarding technology.

First, we took apart our sisters' old metal-wheeled roller skates and nailed their trucks to two-by-fours. Later we bought commercially fabricated versions of the same rickety machines. Boards with clay-composite wheels slightly improved on what we had jerry-rigged in our garages. These devices barely roll on smooth pavement and cement. They transmit harsh vibrations from the pavement, though your bones, to your teeth. If a wheel hits the slightest obstacle, such as a pebble, the board stops and your body hits the pavement. If the rider attempts any but the mildest turns, the board slides and the rider hits the pavement.

Polyurethane wheels changed everything. They liquefied the urban and suburban landscapes. It was heaven on wheels. And everyone who experienced the change from the old technology knew it. Instead of grinding, the wheels swished. The sensation of simply rolling was a joy. Traction went from nearly none to nearly perfect. Hard turns became possible. In fact, the skater could profitably assume a low stance and turn so hard that the body could lean close to the skating surface, and a slide could be controlled. With the combination of momentum and traction, you could defy gravity and skate on curved surfaces that reached vertical and beyond.

But no one knew of these possibilities when the new wheels came out. They had to be discovered and invented. Whatever people had done in the past with skateboards became mostly irrelevant. What might be done in the future was unknown.

And so for a period that began around 1972 and lasted for at least ten years, rapid innovation in skating styles and maneuvers earned great rewards. The currencies of those rewards were personal satisfaction and the adulation of one's skating peers. Skateboarders, in their skating lives, didn't care about the Little League or their parents or teachers or friends who didn't skate. The rewards from such groups could not hold a candle to the excitement of carving out new territory with a skateboard.

So what happened? An energetic, low-brow subculture was born. The skateboarding subculture had its own language, scarification rites, clothing, and hierarchy. And, for a few glorious years, at the top of the hierarchy were the Z-boys.

The Z-boys were a skate team spontaneously generated from the ooze around Santa Monica pier. They were like a cross between a street gang and a club of scruffy kids come down from the tree house. This bunch of misfit teens and pre-teens invented what we might now call extreme sports.

They were at the top, because they dramatically innovated while maintaining aesthetically pleasing styles. They explored the possibilities of polyurethane wheels with skating styles inspired by the surfing that they admired and participated in at the Santa Monica pier. They skated streets, school yards, paved banks, drainage ditches, and empty swimming pools. They competed with each other and encouraged one another. They formed a tribe. Stacy Peralta was one of them. His documentary, Dogtown, tells their story.

Peralta uses old photographs, video, and magazine articles to show what the Z-boys did. He interviews them and people who were close to them to show how they saw themselves and how they now assess what they did back in the 70's.

Dogtown is a documentary built around two simple organizational devices: chronology and portraiture of people, places, and things. Peralta gives us chronologies of surfing, skateboarding, Santa Monica, and the Zephyr skate team. He profiles several Z-boys (members of the historic Zephyr skate team). He paints a portrait of Dogtown (Venice Beach and south Santa Monica).

Peralta's techniques succeed. If you weren't there, you can get a very good idea of what it was like by watching this film. You feel the excitement of discovery and the thrill of outlaw skating in the empty pools of the suburbs during a drought. You watch the most unlikely young subjects rise in fame until they are treated like rock stars.

Especially moving are the struggles of the informants to express their conviction that they were part of a significant movement. Everyone interviewed tries but fails to say why the revolution in skateboarding that the Z-boys spearheaded was important. All of the surviving Z-boys (and the one Z-girl) feel strongly that they were involved in something momentous. But none of them can put his finger on it.

One of the former Z-boys said, "It was like a Mafia." Meaning that you had to earn membership, and they enforced their own rules. I think that another former Z-boy, Bob Biniak, came close when he said, "There were no goals. There were no aspirations." In fact, they had clear goals. Much of the film shows how the Z-boys pursued the goal of innovative skating. I think he meant that none of their goals were conventional or received. None of their aspirations could be measured in terms outside the subculture. They freed themselves from other people's goals. That sort of freedom only comes from profound wisdom, extreme youth, or bitter disenfranchisement. The Z-boys had two out of three.

They weren't (at first) trying to make money or get famous. They weren't looking for the approval of anyone but each other. Freedom from received goals and criteria for success deserves more attention.

One common measure of a liberal society that gets a lot of attention is equality of opportunity. Is opportunity determined by arbitrary factors such as birth, or by talent and hard work? A liberal society is a meritocratic society. A less common measure of a liberal society is diversity of opportunity. (When I say "diversity," I am speaking English here, not using a code word of the politically correct.) By how many different yardsticks can you measure success? In a rich, populous, liberal society, there are so many yardsticks that you can't count them.

Diversity of opportunity is a notion that first occurred to me in 1987 when I began working in downtown Los Angeles. The west side of the city was all about the entertainment industry. Downtown was about everything else. Downtown we didn't give a damn about entertainment industry. On the west side, they never thought about anything else. Looking around a little, I found that Los Angeles was full of all kinds of enclaves ignorant of one another or at least indifferent to one another. In my mind, I contrasted this with Boston where various groups hated each other and vied for supremacy, and where everyone knew who was on top of business and politics. In this sense, I think Angelinos have more freedom.

If diversity of opportunity is a kind of freedom, then at one extreme are traditional, tribal societies exemplified by villages I once visited in Africa. In those villages there is very little diversity of opportunity. Almost everyone must strive for the same things. No subcultures. No clubs. No hobbies. No room for private life.

In a place like Los Angeles, you can choose from among thousands of tribes or make your own. That's what the Z-boys did at a propitious moment – at a moment when new technology rewarded the rule-breakers. They created the clan of the polyurethane wheel. The existence of this clan and the technology that inspired it enhanced liberty all over the paved world by adding to diversity of opportunity. You can flunk out of school, fail at all team sports, earn the ire of mom and dad, yet still achieve greatness on a skateboard.

I'm not very fond of the hippie ethic, but there's a lot to be said for the value of doing your own thing. The greatest success stories are often about people doing their own thing. People get rich that way, sometimes without trying. They even get happy.

The Z-boys did their own thing in a big way. Dogtown nicely documents how it happened. The former Z-boys interviewed by Peralta and, I think, the director himself vainly strive to put their achievement into social and historical context. The strain and the failure are part of the film's charm; the men can't fathom what they did as young boys. The young boys wouldn't care.


Sunday, October 29, 2006

Slovenian Bears In France

Bring On The Bears

April 2006

The Western Europeans killed almost all of their wolves and bears before they got religiously green. What’s left of their wildlife is pretty timid. In America, we have big, wild country AND a population of mostly greenish city slickers. That is the deadly combination that makes for animal attacks.

The protected critters get bold, and people in any leafy area less urban than Central Park sometimes get et.

When I lived in France in the early 1990s, I began collecting news stories of animal attacks in America. Some of my French friends loved to hear these stories, because it flattered their notions of America as a wild place.

Not to be outdone, the French have decided to release Slovenian bears in the Pyrenees. Two or three shepherds opposed and disrupted the first release. So the French government released the second bear (named “Franska,” or “Frenchy” in Slovenian) at a secret time and place. If all goes well, we will have stories from Europe of animal attacks within a few ursine generations. (It takes that long for animals to realize that we got religion and are no longer a threat to them.)


Friday, October 13, 2006

Time Travel To Hear Pliny On Public And Private Ownership

August 2006

In the summer of 1992 or 1993, while cycling in Western Europe, I had the opportunity to read what Caesar wrote almost two millennia ago about the same place. I learned how closely some characteristics of the ancient world resembled the modern world.

This summer, when I toured Italy, the writings of another Roman, Pliny, showed me how intimately I could identify with the ancients themselves, and with some of their ideas about government.

Gaius Plinius Caecilius Secundus was a first and second century Roman better known to us as Pliny the Younger. He’s the fellow who wrote a couple of famous letters describing the explosion of Vesuvius. Apparently intending to reveal himself to posterity, Pliny made a careful selection of his letters and published most of them before he died. He achieved his goal. Although he died nearly 2000 years ago, if you read his slim volume of correspondence, you will end up knowing him much better than you know most of your own acquaintances.

I’m no classicist, but during that trip I took in the early 1990s I learned to love reading the ancients and seeing their works in stone. I cycled with friends through Spain and France. We rode for more than two weeks with heavy saddle bags, going by easy stages similar in length to those of a Roman army on the march. More than once we rode over Roman roads and Roman bridges.

Descending from the Pyrenees into France, we stumbled across a Roman aqueduct and contemplated the genius of Roman engineering. There were no crowds of tourists. There were no signs, just a little dot on our Michelin map indicating some kind of archaeological site. Another dot represented the village where we spent the night. In the morning, we went looking for the site, expecting to find a small heap of stones. Instead we found a structure spanning a stream at a height of seventy-five feet, supported by eight round, unadorned arches of various heights but equal width.

It was a small aqueduct, as these things go, but it obviously would have required tremendous labor to build, the landscape being broken and steep. Momentarily I wondered why the Romans would go to such trouble to move water around when there was a stream, flowing in high summer, right beneath the structure. A bit of exploration made the answer obvious, even to modern city dwellers who thought of water mostly as something that comes out of a tap.

The stream itself, being below the banks where plants could grow, was useless; water does not flow uphill, and without irrigation, the banks of the canyon were a desert. Therefore, the Romans captured water from a small tributary, well upstream from the aqueduct. They channeled it in an imperceptibly sloping canal parallel to the canyon. The canyon slopes more steeply than the canal, so that, by the time the canal reaches the site of the aqueduct, it sits eight stories above the canyon floor.

At that point, the Romans had half of what they wanted: a source of water flowing well above the land that they wanted to irrigate on the near side of the canyon. The other half of what they wanted was the same thing on the far side of the canyon. That’s why they built the aqueduct.

I know all this with certainty, because the aqueduct is still working, still carrying water from far upstream to the apricot orchards that grow today on the terraced banks of the canyon. Exploring that scene made me want to know the Romans better. I admired their planning and investment and the beauty and durability of their works. That’s when I borrowed Caesar and read his book, The Conquest of Gaul, which describes his successful military campaign in what is mostly now France.

A few years before, I had lived in Africa. There, particularly in the villages near the Sahel, I saw what really ancient, traditional societies are like. They are terribly foreign to me and mostly disagreeable. They are, to use a highly colored word, “uncivilized,” at least by my cultural standards.

You may think that a little African village in the bush has no government. In fact, it is all government, all the time. It is a collective that dominates the lives of its members and permits no competing institutions. In a sub-Saharan community, the individual appears to count for nothing. The family, the village, and the tribe are all. There is no privacy and little room for private life. Also, there are no aqueducts and no roads or bridges built to last forever. There is no plumbing, and there are no Plinies.

I believe that the primitive motivations of family and tribe are the roots of tyranny.

This is a truth to which Rousseau was blind. His free and noble savage never existed. Man always had family and tribe to restrain him. Rousseau thought that man’s natural nobility was assaulted and debased by competition and strife among men in society. Competition and strife had to be severely restrained by law, enforced by government. By submitting completely to the authority of a democratic collective, the individual could gain protection from his fellow man. Rousseau believed that his ideal government was legitimate and beneficent, because it would emerge from collective consent (as opposed to divine rights, royal rights, or rights established by tradition). The government would do good. It would do the will of the people. It would constrain and educate the individual.

To me, this “social contract” is just a philosophized and aggrandized version of my African village. In it, the individual has no natural rights and “good government” replaces property rights and competition. Rousseau’s vision of government as the expression of a collective will is the perfect playground for the tyrannical urges of familial and tribal man. Power-hungry men want to be chiefs of tribes and fathers of nations. (In Africa, where the tribal affiliation of the current tyrant can determine one’s lot in society, the power-hungry men are sometimes both chiefs of tribes and fathers of nations.) Instead of the noble savage tamed in Rousseau’s controlled society, one sees the emergence of the ignoble savagery of familial and tribal man reproducing his primitive oppression on a bigger scale.

How fitting, I saw, that Rousseau’s ideas should have become part of the architecture of socialist thought.

But Rome transcended the family and the tribe. Rome did not respect all rights, but it protected many rights, including rights of property, at least in Pliny’s time. Rome two thousand years ago was more like America today than is today’s West Africa.

From a cold, objective point of view that struck me as modern, Caesar contrasted Roman civilization with that of the Celts. Caesar wrote about people, landscapes, politics, and strategies in terms I understood. He seemed a lot less foreign to me than the people I had known in Africa.

Roman civilization was organized on a grand scale. Roman institutions--cities, armies, political classes--were so big that they necessarily dissolved the tribal bonds that inhibited the Celts, and they left a lot of room for individuals to express themselves. The Roman Empire made the world a smaller place. At the full moon of empire, you could put your feet on a Roman road in southern Italy and walk to the western extremes of Europe; essentially, you could walk to the end of the earth, just as you can travel to the end of the earth from any point in America today.

So there I was in the early 1990s, part of an unmotorized army of three, crossing the old Roman Empire on Roman roads and Roman bridges, and reading a Roman general’s account of his conquest of those very lands. Reading Caesar under those circumstances was like traveling through time to observe its great events from a distance that was close, but safe.

Then, this year, Pliny brought me closer still to the Roman world. He took me right into a Roman citizen’s courthouse, parlor, bathroom, and bedroom. He took me into his private thoughts. In his letters, Pliny paints himself bit by bit, until you see the whole of him. He reminds you of people you know. You can easily imagine what it would be like to converse with him for hours on many topics.

He was an upper-class Roman, but he was from the provinces, not the city, and he improved his social standing dramatically, just as a self-made man might do in our own society. A complex society had a place for his particular talents. He worked hard and traded favors. He developed deep expertise in the fields of law and public administration. He was the cream that rose to the top of a society that had room for individual merit.

I know that Rome was no libertarian paradise. It was in many ways a police state; it was sometimes ruled by tyrants. It wallowed in racism, class distinctions, and slavery. But there’s no denying that it made room for many good men like Pliny to improve themselves relentlessly, to thrive, and to exercise freedom.

In my African village, Pliny would surely have been frustrated for life. His talent and competence would have received little reward. His love of letters could never have emerged. I wonder how many Plinies, and how many other great individuals, are suffering and going to waste in Africa and North Korea and Iran and Cuba today.

I was thinking that when I came to Pliny’s letter on public versus private ownership (book 7, letter 18).

Caninius Rufus asked his friend Pliny for advice on how to give his native town the legacy of an annual feast. In his answer, Pliny tells Rufus that he could endow the town with the necessary capital but notes that “there is a danger of its being dissipated.” Then he says that Rufus could give land to the town so that the income might pay for the annual feast, “but it would be neglected as public property always is.”

Finally Pliny comes up with a complicated scheme just to keep the necessary assets in private hands for as long as possible. The scheme is to convey the property to the city, which will then convey it back to the donor charged or burdened with an annual rent sufficient to pay for the annual feast. In other words, after the reconveyance, the town will have a claim on the first fruits of the property equal to a fixed annual rent, and dedicated to the charitable purpose specified by the donor.

Pliny concludes that only by his scheme, keeping the assets that benefit the town away from ownership by the town, can Rufus be certain that the town will actually profit: “The principal is secured for the town, the interest is certain, and the property will always find a tenant to cultivate it because its value greatly exceeds the rent charged.”

The recommendation is complicated, ingenious, and thoroughly motivated by Pliny’s well-grounded suspicion of government. And the notion that government will waste or misuse property seems to be uncontroversial; Pliny treats government waste as a given. Though he is a very thorough advocate (and a famous, experienced lawyer and orator), he provides no support for the assumption that government is a poor manager. He knows that nobody will dispute the assumption.

Of course, Pliny is advising Rufus to adopt an endowment structure that would reduce the value of his property, because the property would be burdened with a sub-market value lease in perpetuity. He recognizes the drawback. “I am well aware,” he says, “that I appear to have paid out more than the sum I have given, seeing that the fixed rent charge has reduced the market value of a fine property.” But he finds it necessary, and he sympathizes with Rufus’ aspiration to benefit the public: “One ought to make personal and temporary interests give place to public and permanent advantages, and consider the security of a benefaction more than one’s own gains.” The only way to do that is to keep the government from owning the property in question. Government would manage the endowment so poorly that Rufus would be better off underselling a leasehold interest than giving any principal or property directly to the local authorities.

Yet there is another important thought in this letter. It suggests a great virtue of Roman government. For all its failures, that government protected real property rights so well that Pliny and Rufus could have confidence in the maintenance of elaborate title and leasehold rights far beyond the grave. It would be folly to let the government manage your bequest, but the government did, at least, keep and enforce a good land registry.

All the collectivists and statists – the socialists, the communists, the fascists, the populists, the Democrats, and the Republicans – will tell you that good government means doing right. I think that good government means doing less.

Good government is the smallest government you can get away with. This is the essential insight that Rousseau never had. It was perceived by some of our founding fathers. But they were a bit less original than I thought. Thanks to Pliny, I now know that bad governments have been demonstrating this truth for at least two thousand years, and that Pliny knew it too.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

A Chance Meeting


October 11, 2006

It took about 20 hours to get to Amsterdam via some god-awful charter. (Do they have those any more?) I was lost even before we landed.

My mission was to make my way by train to meet Coleman in Lausanne where he knew some young Swiss guys. I had no date, no timetables, no reservations, and no address or telephone number where I could reach Coleman. The year was 1982. I was 21 years old and traveling in Europe for the first time.

The Dutch spoke perfect English. That got me on a shuttle bus from the airport to the train station. A giant billboard displayed departures. The information changed rapidly with little panels noisily flapping down to reveal letters and numbers – an amazing system before digital displays.

In a daze, I saw a train heading for Paris and other destinations. I ran to the platform and, uncertain whether the moving train was the right one for me, jumped on it.

Thus began my life as a summer snail with a Eurail pass. That’s a bit redundant, because summer snails at that point in their evolution nearly all had Eurail passes. The snail is a student off for the summer and must spend at least a month in Europe. The Australian subspecies does it once in a lifetime for an entire year after graduating. The snail carries his house on his back. Oddly, even when he checks into a youth hostel, he walks around big cities with his backpack on.

After less than 30 minutes on the train from Amsterdam, out the window like a dream appeared perfectly tidy fields of flowers and alternating fields of grass with one or two milk cows grazing and windmills. To my eyes, it was an astounding postcard. Nobody else in the train even looked. I was discovering a new world – the Old World.

Someone told me the train went all the way to Lausanne. Even now that seems surprising to me, odd that a train would go from Amsterdam to Lausanne without at least a couple of changes. When I got to Lausanne after another day and night of travel, I realized how perfectly idiotic our plan was. Okay, Lausanne is not a huge city, but it’s not a small one either. How would I find Coleman?  He did not know my train.

Worn out and a little desperate after more than 24 hours of travel, I discovered that the Lausanne train station had showers in the underground passages between platforms. I paid for and took one thereby nearly missing an unlikely and lucky meeting. Colman was waiting for me at the empty station. In my joy, I didn’t even ask him why or how. He said he hoped I would be on that train and was about to give up.
--Michael